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Heidi Montag: Hard At Work
Heidi Montag: Superficial Album Photo Shoot
HeidiMontag "Here is a sneak peak of 1 of my looks from my SUPERFICIAL ALBUM SHOOT 2DAY What do you guys think?" about 22 hours ago from webHeidi Montag: Guest Co-Hosting The View Today

HeidiMontag "everyone tune into the View today on abc!!! im hosting! im getting ready in my dressing room now!" 25 minutes ago from mobile webHeidiMontag "good morning!! BIG day today! im getting ready to Co-Host the View today!" about 4 hours ago from mobile web
HeidiMontag "Im so excited to host the View tomorrow!!!! what a blessing!!!" about 10 hours ago from mobile web

Heidi and Spencer: Moving From The Hills?
They’re infamous for tipping off the paparazzi, so it’s no wonder Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were spotted out yesterday (September 11) in Pacific Palisades, CA. The hubby and wife stopped by a local cafĂ© to grab lunch, and perhaps discuss their plans of a future home outside The Hills.

In Mr Pratt’s hand was a property listing for a ranch in Carpinteria at a listed price of $5,350,000. The most-hated reality TV couple must be doing well!
In other news, Heidi took to her Twitter page after hearing a freakish boom yesterday, saying, “wow did anyone else feel that blast? I just thought my house was going to collapse!!! my heart is still beating so fast!! Whooo.”

Credit: Celebrity Gossip
Is it just me, or does Heidi look a good bit larger than usual?
Heidi Montag Has Gone Too Far
Has anyone else notice the change in Heidi Montag since posed for Playboy? The last Bible verse tweet was September 5th, and before that September 2nd, which is hardly any considering her former Playboy self was preaching to her "followers" at least 5 times a day!And lets not forget the infamous Playboy interview done by her hubby, Spencer Pratt, which had us all fighting back the vomit when we heard everything we never wanted to hear about their sex lives.
Heidi Montag posted the following picture and message on Twitter yesterday evening:
There are two things (at least) wrong here. One, it looks like male genitalia, and two, it seems to be laying on an open Bible.
I'm starting to get more and more offended by the things that she says and does. I guess once you are married you truly become one - one ignorant disrespectful human being a.k.a. Spencer Pratt.
Anderson Cooper Rips Heidi A New One
He continued, saying that Montag is "so famous she actually Twitters.... And she Twittered to congratulate herself. She tweeted she had so much fun, and she also thanked God. I don't think God had anything to do with this production."
Heidi Montag - Miss Universe? Hardly!
Heidi Montag is scheduled to perform at this tonight's Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, but pageant production staffers are taking bets as to whether or not it will actually go down -- because she's just that bad!Sources tells us pageant peeps are concerned that Heidi just can't pull it off. We're told "she's lip-syncing and can't remember the lyrics" (to her own song!!!), "looks like a trainwreck," and "she can't dance."
But she's got Jesus on her side, so we're sure it will turn out just fine.
HollyMontag "Its going to be amaaaazing! I have it ready on all my tivo boxes!! I will continue to pray! Break a leg sister! So proud!! @HeidiMontag" about 5 minutes ago from UberTwitter
HeidiMontag "tonight live my first performance!!!!!!!!!!! Miss Universe!!! NBC!" about 24 minutes ago from mobile web
HeidiMontag "all things are possible with God! dreams do come true! enjoy every moment of this short life!!" about 25 minutes ago from mobile web
HeidiMontag "today is the BIG day thank you God!" about 27 minutes ago from mobile web
SpencerPratt "@HeidiMontag performance tonight! Twitter peeps everyone will be watching!!" about 1 hour ago from TwitterFon
SpencerPratt "This is one of the best days of my life ! Top 3! Birth, elopement, Miss Universe 2009 Heidi Body Language Performance! 1 BILLION EYES WATCH!" about 3 hours ago from TwitterFon......................................................................................................
Heidi Montag's New Song: The Oh Snap! Poll
Heidi: Stop, It's NOT Going To Happen
HeidiMontag "@LaurenConrad maybe because you are amazing! with the biggest book out! xoxo" about 30 minutes ago from mobile web
This tweet was in reply to Lauren's good-morning message to fans:
LaurenConrad "Woke up in the best mood today for no reason at all... Love that :-) Maybe it's because I get to see my big sis today!" about an hour ago from Twitterberry
Maybe I am just moody (I AM pregnant) but I really just wish Heidi would GIVE UP. She has tried to reach out via Twitter before to no avail, and lets not forget the tragic attempts on the Hills to reconcile.. So why keep beating the dead horse? Is it because you have no other friends and she was the only true friend you will ever have? I have this brief message for you: Dear Heidi, that ship has sailed!
The Heidi Montag Workout: Only $19.95!
Here's what you get in The Heidi Montag Workout program: - A beautiful, 51-page program that outlines the 6-week training and nutrition system
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Rumor Alert: Is Whitney Still Hangin' With Heidi?!
Everyone knows Whitney Port was Lauren Conrad's best bud (and unofficial sidekick) on The Hills. So what's she doing making pseudo plans with Heidi Montag Pratt? We're not sure, but over the weekend, the City girl caught up with some old friends in L.A. And that may or may not have included Heidi! So how'd it all go down? Well, the two girls exchanged tweets on Saturday and even floated around the possibility of getting together! "[H]ow long are you here for?" Pratt asked her old costar, adding "its been too long!"
Unfortch, the tweets ended there, so we're not sure whether the long-awaited reunion actually took place. But all that will they/won't they stuff did make us wonder: could it be that Whitney and Heidi are super-friendzies!? Take the poll and let us know what you think!
Heidi STILL Loves Lauren
LaurenConrad "Just spotted a rainbow!" about 1 hour ago from Twitterberry
HeidiMontag "@LaurenConrad i love rainbows!!!" about 1 hour ago from mobile web
Speidi: Twitter Hoax
Heidi and her sorry excuse for a husband, Spencer Pratt, have been trying to get the world of Twitterers to follow a fake Audrina.. Keep in mind that Audrina Patridge has a verified Twitter account - which she has not tweeted from since 7/11 at 3:53pm PT - and that the Audrina whose page they are promoting goes by the same name but spells "official" wrong - "offical."So is this some sort of Speidi-construed hoax? If you look at the page, you will notice that "Audrina's" bio states: "Hey It's audrina patridge Follow me :) I love heidi." LOL, need I say more?
heidimontag "@officalaudrina hey welcome to twitter! everyone follow Audrina!!!! xoxox" about 3 hours ago from webspencerpratt "RT @heidimontag: @officalaudrina hey welcome to twitter! everyone follow Audrina!!!! xoxox" about hours ago from TwitterFone
The false Audrina tried to prove her credibility by posing this link that leads nowhere:
officalaudrina "Want Proof? Here! This is REALLY me holding a piece of paper http://twitpic.com/a9lz3" about an hour ago from TwitPic
The most recent tweet said, "Ok, leaving now so I'll be back in about 2 hours, remember!!! 8,000 more followers and my secret will be out! keep helping me out loves" at 6pm PT from web.
Ok, I'll admit it I am getting curious a bit. What is the secret, fake Audrina??
Heidi Montag Loves Twitter, God; Hates Fame, Birth Control
That's nothing new, but it's the way they're praising Jesus and claiming to reject the fame they’ve so eagerly sought out that causes our eyes to roll:
- From Spencer Pratt: “my life from here on out is the LORD, my wife, and my country!!!!! For me these are the only things worth living and dying for!”
- From Heidi Montag: “get ready for Jesus coming back! watchout for the antichrist and the mark of the beast! this is the chip they want to put in you!”
- From Spencer Pratt again later: “i have wasted so much time and energy on fame and pop culture with nothing but millions of haters to show for it!”
Are these two serious?
The plastic pair hit up a conservative radio show, hosted by Alex Jones, to speak about their "awakening" towards something called “the New World Order.”
On that program, Heidi reportedly made the following comments:
“I was just saying about birth control, because I got very scared about it the other day and I felt like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body and I was just getting sick."
"I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they’d never created it, how it has morally corrupted society, it’s just sickening to him."
"How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body."
"How most women are suicidal sometimes on it, and in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children."
"The population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth.”
Ughhhh.
Are these two possibly for real, or is this just another attempt by The Hills' gruesome twosome to generate more media attention in any way possible?
Credit: The Hollywood Gossip
In Case Your Somehow Not Sick Of Heidi Yet:
heidimontag For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life"John 3:16 26 minutes ago from mobile web heidimontag I love Jesus!!!!!!! 14 minutes ago from mobile web
P.S. Dear Heidi, Jesus doesn't like it when you get naked and show the whole world and America doesn't like that you leave your home and we have to see cheesy pictures of you and your creepy husband all over the country.























